CHURCH Calendar
Now!!!
CHURCH now permanently has 4 bartenders
every Friday and Saturday
so the old concern of not being able
to get a drink is no longer valid.
GETCHER ASS TO CHURCH
Sit on the patio under the stars
and enjoy the people watching.
Good times!
Name it and claim it
starting at 5:00pm tonight!
EXCITING NEWS FOR CHURCH PARISHIONERS
IN ATHENS GEORGIA!
SISTER LOUISA’S CHURCH
(IT’S A GLORY HOLE!)
has opened in Athens
at 254 West Clayton Street
behind The 40 Watt
and next to The Caladonia!
We have Ping Pong in Athens
just like in Atlanta,
we have sofas in Athens
just like in Atlanta,
and we have Jon McRae
leading the crew up in Athens
and doing a stellar job!!!
He has gathered a quite impressive
staff of magic bartenders and support staff.
See ya tonight!
CHURCH changes on a daily basis
so look around on your way upstairs
at the latest reincarnation
of today’s FUCKED-UP-NESS.
CHURCH (it’s a glOry hole!)
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CHURCH
is open
365 days
a year!!!
This is
the REAL
goddamn CHURCH!
TuESdAY Trivia
Holy Shit Comedy (2nd and 4th Thurs)
Drag (1st and 3rd Thursday)
Ping PoNg
TuESdAY TAROT GIRL MADAM BUTTERFLY
TuESdAY TAROT GIRL MADAM BUTTERFLY 8pmWeDNeSDaY at TeN O’cLoCk!: CHURCH OrGaN KaRaOKe Spotlighting like Christ: T.T. MaHony!
CHURCH Organ Karoke featuring T.T. Mahony on our very own ‘spensive Baldwin Organ. Ignorant Display of Musical Prowess while wearing CHURCH Choir Robes singing behind a real-live CHURCH Pulpit.
THurSDaY-SuNDaY: So damn much fun! Always open for all of our Parisioners!
Later!!!
CHURCH in Athens
is going almost 4 months old now
and going gangbusters
thanks to an exciting,
everchanging collection
of parishioners
and it’s magical staff.
In Atlanta,
Tuesdays are always
TUESDAY TAROT GIRL
with the one and only
MADAM BUTTERFLY
aka Sherri Cash.
Wednesdays are
CHURCH ORGAN KARAOKE
with TT Mahony.
See ya there.
Wear your new sweaters,
kids.
Thursdays
are the new Friday
here in Atlanta,
which means
it’s one of my favorite nights
at CHURCH.
PRAY.
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
are totally ignorant,
so if you are into that,
I’ll see you then!
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I love my life,
I love YOUR CHURCH,
I always wanted
a CHURCH!
Sister Louisa’s CHURCH
is a perpetually changing
CHURCH,
a piece of performance art,
not trying to please the masses,
but staying true
to “her” vision!
Come watch
CHURCH
change
before your eyes!
Watch closely as the rumors
of a CHURCH in Nashville Tenneseee
gather buzz in hopes of catapulting this dream
into reality!
CHURCH
(it’s a goddamn bar!)