Daily Ditties

CHILD TRAFFIC KING

THIS
is a horrible,
tragic,
horrible,
despicable,
horrible problem,
that we have
here in
Georgia.

HORRIBLE.

Perverts
from out of State
come into our State
because of lax laws
and do harm
to our children.

Makes me SICK.
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DRIVE THRU PRAYER

I think that prayer
is the same thing
as just
concentrated energy.

So,
maybe,
prayer does work.

I completely believe
in the concept
that
energy attracts energy.

For me,
if I believe in something
wholeheartedly,
it usually comes true.
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HEAD SCRATCHERS FOR CHRIST

“Grant,
The blue envelope
in the top file cabinet
is the paper work
for the new car.
It’s in both of our names.
You can help
your Mom figure it out,
right?”

“Are you going to be able
to come down here for a week,
or so,
to help your Mom,
if something happens to me?”
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JESUS GOURD!!!!

Hard on Facts,
Soft on People.
Hard on Facts,
Soft on People…

I am going to have
to say THAT
at least
14 million times
in the next
24 hours.

The Fact is,
My Mother is
STUCK.
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ROAD TRIP!

I’m heading to
Florida
to soak up some sun,
play by the pool
in the backyard
with my garden hose,
and to take care
of some family b’ness.

Years ago
my head was about to explode,
so I decided to
head to Florida
for a week
to decompress.
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WTF!!!

“THE OLDEST BLACK STORE IN ATLANTA”

I saw THAT sign
permanently attached
to a Barber Shop
in downtown Atlanta
today.

My first response was;
how would I feel
if it had,
instead,
said:
“THE OLDEST WHITE STORE IN ATLANTA”.

I immediately felt nauseous,
like I could not/would not say THAT.
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YA’LL GOT FISHSTICKS!!!

On purpose,
I bought this $500
nasty ass orange
1978 Ford F-100
Pickup Truck,
sight unseen,
off of a farm
in Middle Georgia.

“How ’bout this,
my test drive
for buying this truck
will be it’s ability
to make it from there,
to here.
Deal?
No Deal?”
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SHIT

FUCK FEAR.

fuck fear.

FUCK fear.

fuck FEAR.

FUck FEar.

Fuck fear.

FUck fear.

FUCk fear.

FUCK fear.

FUCK Fear.

FUCK FEar.

FUCK FEAr.

fUCK FEAR

fuCK FEAR.

fucK FEAR.

fuck fEAR

fuck feAR.

fuck feaR.

FuCk FeAr

fUcK fEaR.

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