I don’t even
REALLY
believe in
Jesus,
any more
than I believe
in his Worldly Brother,
Santa.

They don’t even have
the same last name!

The story is the key.

However,
I am obsessed
with Jesus.
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“I have a dream…
I need your help
on a movement
that is in my head
…can we do lunch soon?”

I received THAT message
this morning.

I love it
when friends
name,
and claim,
their dreams,
or even movements.

jja jaja ja
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“Be who you are
and say what you feel
because those who mind
don’t matter
and those who matter
don’t mind”.

The influence
that Dr. Seuss
had on me,
was
ENORMOUS.

However,
THIS quote’s meaning
didn’t sink in
until I was about
42.8 years old.
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NEVER APOLOGIZE
FOR YOUR ART!

A friend,
giving me
THAT pin
a few years ago,
nudged me
across the line.

Sister Louisa Art
is the manifestation
of my thoughts
and feelings
that I have
in re-negotiating
my naive relationship
with Religion,
Politics,
and Sexuality.
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My fucking faith
is bigger
that my goddamn brain.

It has always
been that way,
and by faith,
I don’t mean something
that I do in CHURCH.

I am a dreamer,
to a fault.

I get lifted
off the ground
of reality
by the hopes
and ideals
of how fabulous
things can be,
totally unaware
of the blatant reality
before my nose.
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“could you please
write about
how to Forgive Yourself?
i haven’t figured that one out.
and i can’t move on.
what can i do?”

Having talked about
Forgiving Yourself
repeatedly,
in these ditties,
I received the question
on HOW to do that.

Like I know.
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I could never be
a Doctor.

Anytime anyone
around me starts talking
about wounds,
or accidents;
my last meal
starts rising
back up my throat.

It’s like one of those movies
played backwards,
I can see
last night’s taco
in the toilet
before I throw it up.

So what?
I can’t be a Doctor.
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This Fool-Ass Judge
had to follow me
to the bathroom,
watch my feet
under the stall,
just to make sure
that THEY didn’t stop
dancing.

THEY meaning feet.

Winston Churchill’s advice
of DON’T STOP!
came in handy that day.
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I was awoken
this morning
by the tremble
of the rock being moved.

GO JESUS!
GO JESUS!
GO JESUS!
GO!

THEY say
that today is the day
that JESUS,
after 3 days
DOWN there,
lifting weights,
doing push ups,
and probably jumping jacks;
got the needed energy
to shower,
shave,
and shove that BIG ROCK
aside,
and take on
his new role
in life.
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The NUT
don’t fall
far
from the tree.

I Love My Mother!

Now that I realize
that she is crazy
as an Attic Bat,
all I can do
is sit back
and
giggle.

Georrrrrrgggia Thomas Pickens Henry Fronk Brown Henry-Pearson
is the only TV SHOW
that I’ve watched,
all my life,
without falling asleep.

THOSE are her last names
from ALL of her marriages.

You gotta love THAT!
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